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Memesoft MemOS98 CD - ROM Startup Menu
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Welcome to MemOS98, where nostalgia meets innovation.
Relive the classic boot-up vibes and experience retro computing like never before.

1. Boot from Hard Disk
2. Boot into Safe Mode (Just kidding, it works perfectly!)
3. Insert Floppy Disk to continue (optional, but feels retro, right?)

Enter Your Choice: 1

Pro Tip: CLICK TO BOOT or just stare at this screen for a bit. It's your world!

MemOS98 - Bringing the 90s back to life, one pixel at a time.

Starting MEMES-DOS...
Memesoft(R) MemOS98
Copyright (C), Memesoft Corporation 1995-1996

Checking system integrity... Passed
Loading core nostalgia modules... Done
DEVICE=HIMEM.SYS loaded
DEVICE=EMM386.EXE loaded
DEVICE=RETRO_DRV.SYS initialized
Installing memes: [██████████] 100% Complete
Installing retro wallpapers: [█████████_] 90% Almost There
Installing Paint98: [██████████] 100% Complete
Installing dial-up sounds: [████████__] 80% Loud and Clear
Installing pixel nostalgia: [██████████] 100% Success
Installing floppy support: [__________] 0% Floppy not found (as expected)
Installing retro fonts: [█████████_] 95% Classic Vibes Activated
Installing humor.dll: [██████████] 100% Ready
Updating SYSTEM.MEME... Complete
Loading MEME_ENGINE.EXE... Optimized for laughs
Scanning for nostalgia.exe... Found
Loading nostalgic vibes: [██████████] 100% Success

C:\>CONFIG.SYS loaded
C:\>AUTOEXEC.BAT loaded
C:\>echo Welcome to MemOS98 - where retro lives forever

* MEMOS98 SYSTEM ERROR *

A fatal exception has occurred at 10M:FAKE_PRIZE. The system has encountered too much gullibility.

* This is just a joke. No need to panic.
* Unfortunately, there are no 10M $Memos98 Coins here.
* Please enjoy this moment of nostalgia instead.

Click to restart...

MemOS 98

* MEMOS98 SYSTEM ERROR *